I wholeheartedly recommend this movie. Not as a way to to relieve, erm, tension, or as a way to get rid of excess fluids, but as a fun romp with a good soundtrack, some cute girls, and all the crazy Japanese rope bondage you can handle. Have you ever wanted to see a woman tied into a giant spiderweb that gets tighter every time a rope is cut? Of course you have! Well, now’s your chance.
— Swabbin’ DeBoner